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About me!
My name is Yo-Yoing! She/her Yo-yo! I love fantasy creatures and unicorns are my favorite! I'm also a medium! I'll be posting my entries here and documenting my work.
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Testimonies
"Helped me move on from the guilt of my grandma whom I never got closure from after she passed." - Circuit Breaker. "I got to talk to my dad again through Yo-Yoing!" - Random man #558 "Was able to tell the ghosts to fuck off after I couldn't sleep from them being annoying all night trying to scare me!" - Loco the Steam Whistle "I asked her to take the ghost out the house, and ever since I haven't had any missing soup! 5 Stars!" - Man n Cheese Bowl |
Idk
I really fucking like unicorns!
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Don't go on the dark web at 3 AM!
It was 3 AM just like what the title says... I recieved an email from an unknown sender... When inspecting the link with the mysterious letter attatched: "Help! Help! My house is being haunted mysterious entities, and I'm scared of being possessed! They already had possessed my cat! Its beeing walking in circles for three days!" When I opened the file, it opened to a browser that I didn't already have installed. It opened to one of the scariest webpages I've ever had the misfortune of coming across. I will spare the details the grotesque gore and violence. Shortly after viewing the contents of the website, I felt the air around me cool and I no longer felt secure in my own home. There was a figure in the corner of my room tall and dark and not so handsome with a disturbing energy thick and unpleasant. I had to yell at him to leave. It took some time, but after a sit down of tea and an very emotionally draining venting session I was able to convince him to at least start applying to some part-time jobs before letting him crash at my place for a couple months until he gets back on his feet. It turns out that he was scamming people on the dark web just to make ends meet. The steak was cold
The steak was cold and poorly seasoned. There was too much pepper on one side of the steak and not enough salt on it overall. I didn't enjoy the texture either because they kept serving me well done steak when I asked for a medium rare. The waiter even told me he microwaved my fries for a little too long before serving me and they still weren't seasoned!!!!! The Boka-Bola is flat! The Brite is flat! The Bepis is flat! The cook's ass was flat! The roach that I stepped on is now flat AND A GHOST **GREAT**! Bad! Bad! Bad! 0/10! I'm never coming back to eat here ever again!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pie monger
I was given the oppurtunity to go to some grandma's house. She offered payment in the form her delicious rhubarb blueberry pie. The client had been living with the grandma for approximately 5 months now at the time of the original call. They had reported strange occurances to me about items disapearing or being misplaced with little to no explaination. The owner was not proficient enough in understanding how set up surveillance nor did she trust anyone to come to her house to set cameras up. Recently the grandma had to go visit family abroad and had entrusted me to keep the house company. After her leave the house was a lot more active in paranormal explainations and communication. It wasn't until when she returned and made a blueberry pie without rhubarb did the entity reveal itself to me and tell me it detested rhubarb and he was lashing out because of it. The two are now gossip buddies and she makes an extra blueberry pie just for the ghostie. A twin whistle.
I had a whistle come to me and tell me of phantom that would taunt and pester him with no break in the experience. It was a genuine haunting. |
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Lottery numbers of the day!
2,3,6,9,17.
These numbers continously and rhythmically appear in my life.
Numerology 6
The number six has been a figure in my life for as long as I can remember, as well with the number 2 but not as much. more soon.
Numerology 6 is the "Mother" of all numbers since it links families and keeps people together. Because numerology number 6 is trustworthy, sympathetic, gentle, and loving, they should work in teaching, nursing, and assistance. Their family-protective nature might make them good security or border security officers.
But this is not my experience with the number at all. When I see this number in a significant fashion its usually followed by chaos and disorder.
Another number has been 2!
Numerology Number 2, related to the Moon planet, signifies intuition and emotional imbalance. Though blessed with sensitivity, kindness, and harmonious nature, these people often suffer from mood swings and can go into depression, having a deep impact on their lives.
I don't have enough experience with this number to make note of the personality or pattern that follows it.
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inspiration + image from pinterest. |