Sylvania's Chronicles

CHAPTER ONE
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO NAME IT

Sylvania wakes up and steps out of her cool vampire coffin. She grabs her smartphone that is powered by magic and checks Bwitter. There's nothing going on in the world.
"There's nothing going on in the world" Sylvania says.
She is bored. Boredom isn't cool, so she goes downstaris to her cool medieval castle kitchen to see what she can do.
Suddenly, a notification in her phone exists. It's her cool and awesome girlfriend.
"Sup" is the message she said.
"Hey what's going on Malvina" Sylvania says.
"I am working at accountant because I'm smart and we need money" Malvina says.
"Swag" Sylvania asseverated.